“[Whilst discussing minimum wage jobs] No, I’ve never had one. I’m just intelligent and creative enough to find alternatives.”

— My housemate, who’s family is so rich he’s never needed to work a day in his life, regardless of how ‘creative’ he is.  (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

ofbethandpizza:

mountain-sadist:

finding-peace-w1thin:

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

It looks like I’m actually there

wow

queerchesters:

oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice.”

sheriffofmeat:

Never

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Fucking

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Forget

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People thought this was a good idea.

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x